Showing posts with label britney spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label britney spears. Show all posts

Not Seeking Amy, But Very Clever

Go Britney (or more appropriately, her songwriter) for getting this horrific song on the already abysmal airwaves. I listened to it 2x and didn't "get it" until I did a little more google research (Cutting to the Chase: If (F) You (U) Seek (CK) Amy (Me)). It's sort of as exciting as it was back in the elementary school days when we thought we were so clever doodling A-D-I-D-A-S in the back of our notebooks, and mouthing "Vacuum" to each other across the classroom. Oh, culture.

We Gonna Done Part that Red Sea

The Britney and Paris comparison ads weren't goofy and desperation-smacking enough. Now, we're comparing Obama to Moses. I'm not sure this even helps his case.

Ooh, Gross.

Would if this were her only problem these days... let's check the tally since 2004:


  • AMS:
    • Break-Ups: 2 or 3
    • Moves: 3 or 4
    • Work: without for 6 months
    • Babies: None
    • Family: Lost my dad and my grandmother
    • Hair: Darker, with bangs, but otherwise the same
  • BJS:
    • Break-Ups: 1 or 2 divorces
    • Moves: She has a few houses
    • Work: her last album was a flop, then again she's worth somewhere between $50-150MM
    • Babies: 2
    • Family: A whole group of nutters
    • Hair: Shaven and now tatty extensions
Yes, yes, still prefer my life.