Re-post: Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit
If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.
I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.
Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.
This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.
And that means he read Ray’s quotes.
And that means you’re about to hear the President of United States using language that would finish Cheney off once and for all.
NOTE: I didn’t actually make these recordings. I found them in an mp3 sharing thread yesterday and uploaded them for your bi-partisan pleasure.This shit's getting way too complicated for me [0:02m]: Hide Player | Play in Popup | Download
Ignorant Motherfuckers [0:03m]: Hide Player | Play in Popup | Download
That guy ain't shit. Sorry ass motherfucker [0:05m]: Hide Player | Play in Popup | Download
Sure, you can have my number baby! [0:02m]: Hide Player | Play in Popup | Download
You ain't my bitch, nigga. [0:03m]: Hide Player | Play in Popup | Download
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