Jersey Shore Left Us With More Than 10 Great Gems

Yes, yes, my first post of 2010 is about the Jersey Shore. God bless. It was either that, or F

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oursquare though. Or my Kindle. I'm developing more obsessions in my old age.

I'm not sure I completely agree with New York's top 10 catch phrases. Where's the "stage five stalker", or the "gorilla central"? What else did they miss?

10. "I went on one ride, God bless me, it's fuckin summah!"Pauly D (13 points but, more importantly, this was a Vulture reader write-in!)

8. It's a tie between:
"Unbelievable, huh, Snooks? It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women."Pauly D (15 points)
"Have I got girls every day? Have they not been pretty? Some days no, some days yes."Mike "the Situation" (15 points)

7. "I feel like this is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do great things."Angelina "Jolie" (17 points)

6. "My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motorcycle proof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof, I'm not willing to try that."Pauly D (19 points)

5. "I would give her dick and bubble gum. I would send her a picture of my dick and a pack of bubble gum and say, 'Chew on this!'"Ronnie "Sweetheart" (26 points)

4. "I told him to put me down because I'm not trashy. Unless I drink too much."Nicole "Snooki" (28 points)

3. "I necessarily didn't want to bring back any zoo creatures whatsoever. These broads probably smelled the food at the house."Mike "the Situation" (31 points)

2. "Gym, tanning, laundry. You know, that's how they, like, make the guidos."Vinny (44 Points)

1. "You know what? You're excluded from dinner, then. You're excluded from Surf-and-Turf Night. You're excluded from Ravioli Night. You're excluded from Chicken-Cutlet Night."Mike "the Situation" (60 points)


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1 comments:

Little A | January 29, 2010 at 7:38 AM

OMMMMMMMMMMMMMG!! Adrienne! These truly were the best one-liners! Wow. I love that my sister is SO friggin cool and on point :-)