Ooh, Gross.

Would if this were her only problem these days... let's check the tally since 2004:

• AMS:
• Break-Ups: 2 or 3
• Moves: 3 or 4
• Work: without for 6 months
• Babies: None
• Family: Lost my dad and my grandmother
• Hair: Darker, with bangs, but otherwise the same

• BJS:
• Break-Ups: 1 or 2 divorces
• Moves: She has a few houses
• Work: her last album was a flop, then again she's worth somewhere between $50-150MM
• Babies: 2
• Family: A whole group of nutters
• Hair: Shaven and now tatty extensions

Yes, yes, still prefer my life.