AI is Cooked, Can We Eat Now?

Can we just declare David Cook the winner and go home already? While I might be reluctant in certain circles to admit that I even know what's going on, Paula Abdul's mind-bending, time travel still entertains. That being said, and after my Aussie got kicked off, I'll eat the stale pasta salad that's been the sole resident of my pantry for the last two years if that awful sanguine, cloying Archuletta kid wins.
David Cook